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Tiger Woods has back surgery, will miss The Masters

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by H.L. Mencken, Apr 1, 2014.

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  1. H.L. Mencken

    H.L. Mencken Member

    Not an April Fools thing.

    http://espn.go.com/golf/masters14/story/_/id/10709313/tiger-woods-back-surgery-pulls-masters
     
    H.L. Mencken, Apr 1, 2014
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  2. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Couldn't happen to a nicer douche.
     
    Mizzougrad96, Apr 1, 2014
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  3. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Poor baby's PED use is coming back to bite him. Pity.
     
    3_Octave_Fart, Apr 1, 2014
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  4. Key

    Key Well-Known Member

    A buddy of mine became the first avid golf fan I know that now doesn't think Tiger will win another major in his career. That was even before the news today.
     
    Key, Apr 1, 2014
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  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Does that mean I get to extend my bet with whomever I made a bet with months ago re: Tiger would win at least 2 majors in, what was it, 18 months?
     
    Songbird, Apr 1, 2014
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  6. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Who was it who said they'd buy me a round of golf if Tiger didn't break Jack's record?

    Next time you're in the Bay Area, we're playing Pebble. I'll drive.
     
    LongTimeListener, Apr 1, 2014
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  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    18 seconds apart ... get out of my wavelength of thought!
     
    Songbird, Apr 1, 2014
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  8. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    You better have some facts to back that up mister!
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Apr 1, 2014
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  9. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Xan, it was you! Was that our bet, two in 18 months? I thought it was about breaking the record.

    Either way, I like my odds. As we've discussed quite a bit, Tiger has gone longer since his last major win than Jack did before the '86 Masters. He done.
     
    LongTimeListener, Apr 1, 2014
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  10. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    That has been a popular opinion here and elsewhere for quite a while.
     
    LongTimeListener, Apr 1, 2014
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  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Well then. If it's just breaking the record, he'll still do it. Or maybe not.

    But he *will* win at least 2 more majors. I think that was the bet: 2 majors in 18 months.
     
    Songbird, Apr 1, 2014
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  12. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Fuck him and fuck golf.
     
    3_Octave_Fart, Apr 1, 2014
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