Tiger leaving the Tour

By DOUG FERGUSON
AP GOLF WRITER
Tiger Woods is taking an indefinite leave from professional golf to work on saving his family, using the word “infidelity” for the first time in a statement posted on his Web site.
Woods says he is aware of the disappointment that “my infidelity” has caused to his wife and children. He says he might not be able to repair the damage, but he wants to try.
He did not disclose Friday evening how long of a break he would take from the PGA Tour. He again asked for privacy, saying his family would need a “safe haven” to try to heal.

 

When will the gossip rags report on Tiger's hot texts with Doug Ferguson?

 

So, glorious return at the Masters, anyone?

 

So maybe The Sun was right?

 

Uh, no. The Sun is rarely right.

 

No.

That will have to be the proof that it was a serious act, not an Urban Meyer special

 

*sniggle*

 

Smart. Now the focus can move from How Many Hos-in-One Did Tiger Bag to When Will Tiger Play Again? And everyone who wins a tournament can feel bad because it will be like the Rockets winning the NBA title during Jordan's "retirement."

 

"Family" meaning herpes, right?

 

He'll be back by Augusta. Guarantee.

 

And boom goes the dynamite?

 

Sweet, now we can finally get the focus on the other great golfers who don't get the attention they deserve, who are just as entertaining to watch and do the same things on the course Tiger does.