Tiger Beat sports writer for The State Journal-Register (Springfield, Ill.)

Hey Mizzou,

I laughed my ass off on that one. Nice job. I don't think my seven-year-old daughter would think it's so funny, not that she's ever heard of Sonny, or even a toll booth, for that matter.

 

Ah c'mon everybody; stop haaayyyy-tttiiiinnngggg. I mean, like, imagine how much fun this would be, though, yaknow??? You'd get to, like, um, write about all the kiddy stars in first names only - like, um, Zaaaaacc and Vanessaaaaaa and - um, who's another one - oh, Be-YAWN-saaaaayyyyy, and OH YEAH!, my absolute faves (voice crescendos into your best teeny-bopper scream), the JONAS BROTHERSSSSS!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

Teens read newspapers offline?

 

Finally, a positive of the JoBros: Tiger Beat can put something on its cover other than the Brady Bunch and the Partridge Family.