Tiger and Lindsey -- yep

If you're running the "people in the news" column. Sorry, got a sports section to put out.

 

And, whether you like it or not, if you leave out an item about two of bigger athletes in the world dating, your readers will look elsewhere for that information.

Sorry to say, but welcome to 2005 and beyond.

 

2005? Try 1905, or 2005 BC. Two superstar (in their fields) athletes in a relationship? That's news. One of them had has marriage fail due to his alleged sex addiction and for sure many tawdry sex hookups? That's big news. Come on gang, it's a tabloid reality out there.

 

That's a uniquely American thing, though. My favorite photo series ever is the one before the Ryder Cup when the Euros bring their multicultural WAGs and the Americans pose for what looks like a "Mad Men" photo shoot featuring Eastern Airlines stewardesses.

 

If Vonn ever goes 9-iron on Tiger, it's gonna leave a jumbo dent.

 

None of them are blondes.

 

Great line.

 

I'll give you a short list of golfer-brunette couples, just from active players:
Jim Furyk
David Toms
David Duval
Vijay Singh's ex-wife (and his current squeeze)
Lee Westwood
Luke Donald
Matt Kuchar
Ernie Els
Charl Schwartzel
Louis Oosthuizen
That was off the top of my head and then 2-3 minutes on google. But don't let facts get in the way of a good stereotype.

 

Frank Drebin would probably not run it if he were an editor.

 

Oh that's just bullshit...

 

You want me to drag him outta here, kick the shit out of him?

 

Yeah. I think she'd do a hell of a lot more damage than the former Mrs. Woods.