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Throwing change at a stripper ain't cool

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by NDJournalist, May 28, 2013.

  1. NDJournalist

    NDJournalist Active Member

    Rays prospect Josh Sale allegedly did that. If you remember, he was one of a few Rays farmhands sentenced to a 50-day suspension last season after testing positive for methamphetamine.

  2. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Kid's a stone punk.
  3. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    So is Josh Sale.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Well played
  5. Who throws change at strippers?
    It sticks pretty easily to a sweaty (inner) thigh.
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Or so you've been told...
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I mean, one can get drunk at one's bachelor party and unfortunately have a lot of change in one's pocket and one can lose his head and put change into the stripper's G-string. Now leave one alone.
  8. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    What if it's a Toonie?
  9. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Big difference between amphetamines and methamphetamine. Learn it.
  10. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    you know, I've always wondered how one tips at a Canadian strip joint. The lowest bill is, what, the 5? I hope one of our Cunuckistani friends can shed some light on this.
  11. NDJournalist

    NDJournalist Active Member



    "Rays minor league left fielder Josh Sale, a teammate of Brett's with low Class A Bowling Green, tested positive for methamphetamine and an amphetamine, the same substances that triggered Brett's failed test. The 21-year-old Sale bashed six home runs in May, but he had cooled in the second half (.737 OPS), dragging his season line to .264/.391/.464 with 10 homers in 239 at-bats. The Rays selected him out of a Seattle high school with the 17th pick in the 2010 draft."
  12. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Best two lines I have been witness too at a strip club:

    Stripper comes up to my buddy and starts to jabber at him with the typical stripper talk. He puts his finger to her lips and goes:
    "Shhh. She talks."

    Other time, another group of friends go to a dive of a club.
    The talent is less than stellar.
    Drunkest friend is watching hockey on the little 17" in the corner of the bar. Stripper gets done with her set and precedes to walk around the bar basically asking us to tip her for dancing on the stage.
    Drunk, hockey-watching friend: "Why the fuck would I pay for that shit? You should be paying me for having to look at you."
    She starts to cry!!!
    He made a stripper cry!!!
    We escorted him out quickly, laughing our asses off.

    The BloodHound Gang is soooo right, even if a lapdance wasn't involved.
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