Throwing change at a stripper ain't cool

Rays prospect Josh Sale allegedly did that. If you remember, he was one of a few Rays farmhands sentenced to a 50-day suspension last season after testing positive for methamphetamine.

http://deadspin.com/rays-prospect-throws-change-at-stripper-brags-about-it-510125034

 

Kid's a stone punk.

 

So is Josh Sale.

 

Well played

 

Who throws change at strippers?
It sticks pretty easily to a sweaty (inner) thigh.

 

Or so you've been told...

 

I mean, one can get drunk at one's bachelor party and unfortunately have a lot of change in one's pocket and one can lose his head and put change into the stripper's G-string. Now leave one alone.

 

What if it's a Toonie?

 

Big difference between amphetamines and methamphetamine. Learn it.

 

you know, I've always wondered how one tips at a Canadian strip joint. The lowest bill is, what, the 5? I hope one of our Cunuckistani friends can shed some light on this.

 

Cool.

http://www.baseballamerica.com/blog/prospects/2012/08/josh-sale-marcus-stroman-to-serve-50-game-suspensions/

"Rays minor league left fielder Josh Sale, a teammate of Brett's with low Class A Bowling Green, tested positive for methamphetamine and an amphetamine, the same substances that triggered Brett's failed test. The 21-year-old Sale bashed six home runs in May, but he had cooled in the second half (.737 OPS), dragging his season line to .264/.391/.464 with 10 homers in 239 at-bats. The Rays selected him out of a Seattle high school with the 17th pick in the 2010 draft."

 

Best two lines I have been witness too at a strip club:

Stripper comes up to my buddy and starts to jabber at him with the typical stripper talk. He puts his finger to her lips and goes:
"Shhh. She talks."

Other time, another group of friends go to a dive of a club.
The talent is less than stellar.
Drunkest friend is watching hockey on the little 17" in the corner of the bar. Stripper gets done with her set and precedes to walk around the bar basically asking us to tip her for dancing on the stage.
Drunk, hockey-watching friend: "Why the fuck would I pay for that shit? You should be paying me for having to look at you."
She starts to cry!!!
He made a stripper cry!!!
We escorted him out quickly, laughing our asses off.

The BloodHound Gang is soooo right, even if a lapdance wasn't involved.