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Three to the knackers

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Inky_Wretch, Jan 8, 2020.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

  2. FileNotFound

    FileNotFound Well-Known Member

    "Let's hope he's OK. It's not that funny" loses some of its gravitas when you can't stop laughing while you say it.
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  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Falling down, passing gas, and nut shots are the three pillars of comedy.
    Have been since the first caveman took a mammoth tusk to the balls, will be when we've all evolved into existential blobs of gas farting into the wind.
  4. maumann

    maumann Well-Known Member

    What's the count, ump? "The batter has two balls on him."
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  5. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    I was doing afternoon drive on a news-talker one day when there was a major pileup at the start of Boston Marathon wheelchair competition.

    It was like a big one at Daytona or Talladega.

    The unfortunate accident(s) was on one of our in-studio television monitors. Myself and the fellow I was interviewing both noticed it and broke out laughing.

    Awful, I know, but shit happens. I gave it my best shot to explain to listeners what the hell was going on.
  6. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    "0 balls. 3 strikes."
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  7. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    "Farts in the wind. All we are are farts in the wind."
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  8. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

  9. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Cup check?
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