Thought you'd be bigger

Agreed.

 

(paraphrase cause I don't remember the entire quote of the top of my head)
'...bouncers who like to watch Road House and beat off...' [/Ron White]

 

Good god, I watched every minute of that movie. Probably the first time I sat through the whole thing, ever, and I didn't even get to see that chick's great ass and BOOBIES!

 

Also begat one of the greatest moments in MST3K history ... their Christmas "carol"

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin.
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
We'll decorate our barstools and gather round and sing.

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!

It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my bar.
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will.

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest, this can be the laziest.
This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them all.