Thou shalt not ... Pope takes on road rage

Anyone ever heard the Bob & Tom skit titled "Road Rage & The Pope?"

I'm giving it another listen right now...

The Pope calls into the show to talk while he's driving, and he ends up yelling at all the other drivers. Best line:

"I see from your bumper sticker that Jesus is your co-pilot. Well I hope not, because you're gonna kill him!"

(paraphrased)

 

Wow.

 

Oh ok, that kind of tailgate. I grew up in a little redneck town, so when I hear big trucks and tailgate, I think of the party kind of tailgaiting. ;D

 

Come on.

God drinks and smokes dope. Everybody knows that.

 

Just be careful with the Pope jokes. Seems that some people lose their jobs over that sort of thing!

 

I hear Jesus has been straight-edge since the Crucifixion.

 

True dat. Pastor used to be a Cardinal.

 

Actually, Ace, that was kind of like a raise.

 

Next Sunday at The Vatican: What thou be thee dealeth with thy aeroplane food?

 

The Pope had a tricked out popemobile, so I'll listen to him on road rage.

He starts giving fashion advice, though, and I start covering my ears.

 

This isn't serious, is it? You have got to be kidding me.

Hey, popemeister. We're just fine driving out here, thank you very little.

If you need a project to work on to develop some new rules or guidelines, for starters, how about looking at the archaic rules of celibacy and non-marriage for priests that has played no small part in driving large numbers of them to have sexual relations with young boys.

Unbelievable. Yours in something, becoming less and less catholic each day...