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I've heard of poutine before but have never tried it.
I've eaten cheese fries.
I've eaten fries withe gravy (hello, Nectar's).
I'm not sure I can sign off on fries with both.

 

I just throw up — all over the place.

 

I can't tell if you mean you throw up constantly, and that's your sandwich...or if you meant 'threw up.'

 

Tobasco on pizza? Meh. But worcestershire sauce on pizza is pretty good.

 

I want some of this.

And I want some meatbread. Right. Effing. Now.

 

Had poutine one time as tailgate fodder and boy was it good!

Also, how can cheese curds even end up on that site? They're not fatty, just amazing.

 

Never had cheese curds until a boss brought them back from vacation last year. They were freaking good.

 

That's why no one invites you over.

 

Sadly, that's about 37th on the list of reasons no one invites me over.