Thisiswhyyourefat.com

Some of these make my bacon explosion sound worthless.

I especially love the chocolate candy with bacon on it, or the tobias sandwich with fried pepperoni and other non-lean meats.


http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

 

I would try many of those just for the experience.

 

Holy crap would I eat the hell out of some meatbread.

 

There are several things on there I would absolutely eat. Or at least start to eat before dying.

 

Hell yeah!

I want to make a tobias, with a meat bread bun, smothered in baconaise.

 

Wait a second...THEY MADE A COTTON CANDY SANDWICH??!!??!!?? I think I'm in love.

 

I'd also eat the Smoker, minus the onions. Or at least a few bites of it before puking.

The Smoker

A half pound ground ribeye, sirloin, prime rib patty topped with Havarti cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and smoked pepper mayo.

 

The meatbread made me want to reach for the screen. Meatbread! If that guy doesn't make a million bucks for the idea ...

 

I don't even know what Harvati cheese is, but if it is on the site, it must be delicious.

 

Havarti is a delicious Danish cheese.

There's a ton of stuff on that site that I'd love to try ... and more than a few that make me want to puke.

 

"Hold this, and if you smush it I will kill you."