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This year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner......

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JR, Jul 11, 2006.

  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean,”

    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20060711.wbulwer0711/BNStory/Front/home
     
    JR, Jul 11, 2006
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  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    and then you'd get a Klondike bar.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Jul 11, 2006
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  3. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    These people do a better job every year than anyone else who hands out an award.
    God, does that suck.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Jul 11, 2006
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  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    That's nothin... the last Rat-Boy intern we had, well, let's say this lead would have been an improvement
     
    slappy4428, Jul 11, 2006
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