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This year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner......

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JR, Jul 11, 2006.

  1. JR

    JR Active Member

    Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean,”

  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    and then you'd get a Klondike bar.
  3. These people do a better job every year than anyone else who hands out an award.
    God, does that suck.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    That's nothin... the last Rat-Boy intern we had, well, let's say this lead would have been an improvement
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