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This woman is targeting the wrong group in the lawsuit

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by markvid, Mar 16, 2008.

  1. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Coffee? Tea? ...ewwww.

    I think it's reasonable to sue the airline for not ensuring a safe environment. Unlike some other public businesses - like bars or restaurants, say - a customer on a plane in flight has no easy means of escape from someone who's bothering them. The flight crew has to police that stuff as best they can, which at a minimum means moving routinely through the cabin keeping an eye on things.

    Mr. Happy Hand should be subject to criminal charges as well.
     
  2. I'm not using a blanket on this airline for a very long time.
     
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That's odd. Bob never ejaculates on my hair at home.
     
  4. chester

    chester Member

    How does someone manage to masturbate on an airplane without a lot of people noticing? Of course, it was a red-eye flight, so maybe that answers my question.
     
  5. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Agree pern. Nowadays, she's suing for a reasonable amount too.

    I don't know from experience, but I'm pretty sure what happened to her is tramatic.
     
  6. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    hell, imagine being that poor bastard. all he was doing was sitting there, looking at the woman while pleasuring himself. how did he know he'd get that type of distance?

    i bet he was aiming for the back of her hand, not her hair.
     
  7. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    "...you are now free to spoo about the country..."
     
  8. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest



    so solid it's sick.
     
  9. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Something smells fishy here. And it's not the plaintiff's labium.

    Let's say the guy was floggin' Ol' Jed under the blanket.
    And the woman was sleeping in the full, upright position, or, she had her seat tilted back.

    Unless she's snoozin' with her head down on the middle seat or something, this guy's gotta be a cross between Peter North and Neil Rackers to launch a goo-bomb into her hair from his seat.
     
  10. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Believe it or not, there was a '60s or '70s book about the wild lives of flight attendants called "Coffee, Tea or Me." Gives that title a whole new meaning.
     
  11. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Does this mean the guy inducted himself into the Mile High Club?
     
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