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This will certainly not end well

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Starman, Aug 17, 2008.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member


    Shawn Kemp + Italian food + Italian women ... :eek: :eek: :eek:
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "I am happy that a player that has made basketball history would come to Montegranaro," coach Alessandro Finelli said.

    Uhh, dude? Fathering more players than any NBAer in history DOES NOT COUNT as making history.
  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    A good over/under bet would be the weight of Kemp in pounds vs. the number of women he knocks up by the end of the season. :eek:
  4. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Kilograms, Starman. Think kilograms. Gotta weigh the right way.
  5. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    Pounds makes it not a run-away bet.
  6. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    No kidding.
  7. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    A day in the life of Shawn Kemp:

    1:45 p.m.: Wake up
    1:47 p.m.: Fuck
    1:58 p.m.: Eat
    2:15 p.m.: Fuck some more
    2:28 p.m.: Eat some more
    2:39 p.m.: Take some drugs
    2:48 p.m.: Fuck some more
    2:59 p.m.: Take a shit
    3:02 p.m.: Eat some more
    3:16 p.m.: Drink some booze
    3:19 p.m.: Fuck some more
    3:27 p.m.: Eat some more
    3:35 p.m.: Practice basketball
    3:50 p.m.: Eat some more
    3:59 p.m.: Take some more drugs
    4:03 p.m.: Fuck some more
    4:09 p.m.-4:00 a.m.: Repeat all above
  8. WazzuGrad00

    WazzuGrad00 Guest

    Shouldn't that be something we all strive for?
  9. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    That's a weak day.
  10. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    You beat me to it.
  11. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    I have a hard time believing he isn't conceiving, eating and doing drugs while he sleeps...
  12. Those child support payments must be a bitch.

    Can they get him for being a deadbeat dad if he's living in Italy?
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