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This week's zit on the hind end of humanity

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by 2muchcoffeeman, May 5, 2008.

  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Rich socialite puts girlfriend in wheelchair, lacerates her liver.

    Defendant's history: Three pages of arrests for assault, larceny, forgery, theft, marijuana possession, probation violations and contempt of court, according to Colorado Bureau of Investigation records. And his mother once filed for a TRO after he shoved her down a flight of stairs. She also suffereed a broken back and two fractured ribs.

    His defense: Something called "intermittent explosive disorder."

    The judge: unimpressed. One year, less time served.

    With "I can't believe you think that makes me a criminal! What?!? Jail?!? Me?!?" photographic goodness.

  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I thought this was about Killick's sister.
  3. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Good one :D
  4. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member


    Burn, baby, burn.
  5. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    "It hurts my ankle".

    It's going to hurt somewhere else now, bitch.
  6. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Worse. He said it hurt his ankel during FRISBEE GAMES!
  7. Groin-ravaging is in the future, I believe.
  8. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    The news story sucks because it does not explain what is the absolute maximum sentence possible for this fucker, and an explanation why he did not get it.
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I may be in the minority, but I think the rich and well-heeled have earned the right to assault their mothers and girlfriends. It's really not for us to question.
  10. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    I'm not typically a violent person, but reading about this tall, 'tough' guy taking his aggression out on women really makes me wish bad things upon him...

    And I thought this last line was completely out of left field...

    "His former girlfriend left the courthouse with her parents, who planned to treat her to lunch."
  11. OTD

    OTD Active Member

    "They had little cucumber san
    At least the editor took out the rest of the sentence, which was " . . . and a good time was had by all."[/editedtoomanyneighborssections]
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