This week's SI may cause loss of sight and/or appetite

Page 50 is the beginning of what looks like a very cool feature by Lee Jenkins in which he accompanies the Brewers on a nine-game road trip that may define their season.

The story begins with a 1 3/4-page photo spread of JJ Hardy and Corey Hart, both shirtless and sporting knee-high shorts, playing ping-pong. And way over to the right, standing and apparently keeping score, is a shirtless Bob Uecker, sporting nut huggers.

Thanks SI. You might be taking the athlete swimsuit thing a little too far.

 

Eh, its been done.



(I forgot Renteria was in that shot).

 

Wow.

I'm not sure what's more offensive: The inclusion of Rey Ordonez or Alex Gonzalez.

 

Is that Menudo?

 

I always thought Nomaaaaahhhhhhhhhh was in that shot.

But he got his beefcake shot later, of course:

 

Nomar is the quintessential male butterface.

 

His Adam's apple scares the shit out of me.

 

Alex Gonzalez is a big hit with the ladies.

 

Awesome.

 

Wasn't there some woman stalking Uecker? How many copies will she buy?