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This week's David Hasselhoff report

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 2muchcoffeeman, Jul 6, 2006.

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  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Kicked out of Wimbledon for being "steaming drunk" and hassling employees of the All-England.

    Q: How much must you consume to be "steaming" drunk?

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006300747,00.html

    :D
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Jul 6, 2006
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  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    "I'm the Hoff." Classic. That's my new pickup line. :D
     
    sportschick, Jul 6, 2006
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  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You beat me to it by a split second.

    I may have to change my user name to "The Hoff."
     
    The Big Ragu, Jul 6, 2006
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  4. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    If my illustrious career saw me reduced to being a panelist on "America Has Talent," I'd be steaming drunk 24/7.
     
    TwoGloves, Jul 6, 2006
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  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    You're with the Hoff, Leather.
     
    Buck, Jul 6, 2006
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  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I hope they kicked him out before he sang Hooked On A Feeling.

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    David Hasselhoff: A real-life Citizen Dick.
     
    BYH, Jul 6, 2006
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  7. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    First, the World Cup, now this? It's a bad, bad week for Deutschland.
     
    Chi City 81, Jul 6, 2006
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  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Or at least reference The Hoff in your sig pic.
     
    BYH, Jul 6, 2006
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  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Oh man. You just reminded me about the. best. video. ever.



    First time I saw it, a few years ago, I couldn't stop watching. It was as if the Cult of Hoff had taken over my brain and I sat perfectly still for three days straight watching the video over and over again. Finally, a half dozen friends stormed my place and did an intervention with a guy named Sven who needed a quart of absinthe and a gallon of lighter fluid to successfully deprogram me.
     
    The Big Ragu, Jul 6, 2006
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  10. gingerbread

    gingerbread Well-Known Member

    I'm friends with a woman who used to be married to David Hasselhoff.
    We're not close friends, but every once in awhile we end up at the same dinner table. There are times when I have to stop myself from asking very inappropriate questions.
     
    gingerbread, Jul 6, 2006
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  11. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    Thank you so much, I can die happy now. That was un-fucking-believably funny.
     
    dreunc1542, Jul 6, 2006
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  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    My no. 1 question: "Did he call it KITT?"
     
    BYH, Jul 6, 2006
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