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This week's David Hasselhoff report

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 2muchcoffeeman, Jul 6, 2006.

  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Kicked out of Wimbledon for being "steaming drunk" and hassling employees of the All-England.

    Q: How much must you consume to be "steaming" drunk?


  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    "I'm the Hoff." Classic. That's my new pickup line. :D
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You beat me to it by a split second.

    I may have to change my user name to "The Hoff."
  4. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    If my illustrious career saw me reduced to being a panelist on "America Has Talent," I'd be steaming drunk 24/7.
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    You're with the Hoff, Leather.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I hope they kicked him out before he sang Hooked On A Feeling.


    David Hasselhoff: A real-life Citizen Dick.
  7. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    First, the World Cup, now this? It's a bad, bad week for Deutschland.
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Or at least reference The Hoff in your sig pic.
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Oh man. You just reminded me about the. best. video. ever.

    First time I saw it, a few years ago, I couldn't stop watching. It was as if the Cult of Hoff had taken over my brain and I sat perfectly still for three days straight watching the video over and over again. Finally, a half dozen friends stormed my place and did an intervention with a guy named Sven who needed a quart of absinthe and a gallon of lighter fluid to successfully deprogram me.
  10. gingerbread

    gingerbread Well-Known Member

    I'm friends with a woman who used to be married to David Hasselhoff.
    We're not close friends, but every once in awhile we end up at the same dinner table. There are times when I have to stop myself from asking very inappropriate questions.
  11. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    Thank you so much, I can die happy now. That was un-fucking-believably funny.
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    My no. 1 question: "Did he call it KITT?"
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