This week, on a very special FBOFW

April loses her virginity. (Maybe)

 

CANADIANS HAVE SEX? [/boom]

 

If they go ATM, will this have to move to the editorial page, like Doonesbury?

 

How many editors are going to take offense if this progresses?

 

I never pegged Gerald as a player.

 

Fixed.

 

Will April showers bring May flowers?
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Our paper runs it, I'm sure my editor will go nuts if they go all the way.

 

PROTIP: If the mom doesn't trumpet said person's praises, everyone not related to the main family and isn't a Native Canadian from that one village up north is pure, unadulterated scum. That's how they roll (see also: Warren Gee fantasizing about Weed's models whilst on the arm of the vuluptuous Lard Butt Elizabeth).

Yes, I read every day a comic that drives me insane. It's hard not to, watching the strip that turned Laurence gay and Farley into tree food evolve into something that makes Cathy look like the Boondocks and Hi and Lois look like Calvin and Hobbes.

That Lio strip hits that note like it's on HGH.

Also: someone will break it up. They'll go through a few days of being Canadian, then before the big moment, someone will waltz in. How could they not? There's like 40 people in that house now.

 

Ummm, nice.

And now, I can't get that theme out of my head... thanks -- dick.