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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Oct 23, 2006.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member


    Alabama candidate campaigns on cleavage

    Her campaign is offering T-shirts and marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her with a plunging neckline and the words: "More of these boobs." Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor — including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley — and the words: "And less of these boobs."

    Her Web site has a cartoon of someone stuffing bills down the front of her low-cut top. And for $50 donation she apparently offers to show a cartoon of herself flashing her breasts.
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Because Perry asked so nicely:

  3. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Maybe the thread was better without pictures.
  4. Bjork is running for Governor?
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I would love to see what inaugural gown she would pick.
  6. Jack_Kerouac

    Jack_Kerouac Member

    I'm pretty sure there would be a pearl necklace (or two or three ... or 11) to accompany her gown.
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Actually, I meant Bjork. Would she have crane wings? Maybe those of an ibis?
  8. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    1984! Wally and the Beaver

    "Tits and Fritz" in '84! ;D
  9. Satchel Pooch

    Satchel Pooch Member

    Is Mrs. Garrett going to be her Lt.?
  10. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    She should tatoo the Ten Commandments on her tits for the Roy Moore vote.
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