this sucks

So, I'm flipping through the channels, and I see that Caddyshack starts at 9:20 (CST)

I make a little breakfast and trot downstarirs anxious to see one of my alltime favorite movies.

No.

It's Caddyshack 2.

No.

This is unacceptable.

If we could start a "sequels that suck the most, and never should have been made" thread, this would be leadoff entry Numero Uno. (#1).

 

Caddyshack 2 and Slap Shot 2. Worst. Sequels. EVER.

Honorary mention: Jaws 2-3-4-5-3,000 and the Rocky series will add to its tainted legacy with No. 6 soon.

 

Oh come on. Jaws 2 wasn't that bad.

 

True! but everything after that, sucked.

 

I also think Jaws 3 was waaaaay worse than Jaws 4: The Revenge. Mario Van Peebles carried Jaws 4.

 

The fourth Leprechaun movie, Leprechaun in Space, was a major dropoff in quality from the first three.

 

Wow! what's it say about a film when Van Peebles carries it?

 

I thought this was a thread about Fausto Carmona.

 

Any Aughts remake of an original 70s / 80s movie or TV series sucks by definition.

"Dallas" is going to suck like suck never has before.

 

I think Van Peebles was on his way to becoming a decent actor until he did Solo, the first movie I ever fell asleep in. In fact, after waking up while it was still going, I went out to the car to sleep until everyone I was with came out. Needless to say, my date wasn't pleased.

 

I pleased her later.

 

You couldn't please that bitch with a million dollars, a 15-inch tongue and a crotch post.