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This story will make everyone cross their legs---immediately

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JR, Apr 4, 2008.

  1. JR

    JR Active Member

    http://www.torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2008/04/04/5192441.html

    A daycare in a North York elementary school was under lockdown this morning after a bizarre incident in which a man was found dangling from a tree and impaled by a metal stake.

    and the money shot:

    When emergency crews arrived on the scene soon after they found the man, believed to be in his 40s, impaled through his "rectal area" by one of the metal posts that were supporting the young tree at its base.

    Yikes.
     
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Random accident or Starman justice?
     
  3. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

  4. JR

    JR Active Member

    Rectal accident.
     
  5. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Rectal? It damn near killed him ...
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Something doesn't feel right about that punchline.
     
  7. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    And then there's this line:

    Police would not confirm or deny reports indicating the man's pants were around his ankles when he was located.


    Looks like we'll soon get to the, er, bottom of this ...
     
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That was outstanding.
     
  9. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    He'll be the butt of more than a few jokes.
     
  10. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    What an ass.

    Okay, that's terrible. I will go to the box for two minutes and feel shame.
     
  11. finishthehat

    finishthehat Active Member

    Did he have a Fusilli Jerry around?

    "Million-to-one shot, Doc! Million-to-one!"
     
  12. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    So, the guy claims he tried to climb the tree to escape muggers, was pulled off and fell on the pole.

    Why didn't he just buy a gerbil?
     
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