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This story sucks

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Mar 1, 2009.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Michigan man pleads no contest to indecent exposure after he's arrested at a car wash. Pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner.
    Two thoughts:
    1) The opening on those things is like, slit-sized. How in the hell did he get it up there?
    and 2) Those things are also pretty damn powerful. He's lucky he didn't get his junk ripped off.

    http://www.mlive.com/saginaw/stories/index.ssf?/base/news-7/123566165991360.xml&coll=9
     
    Batman, Mar 1, 2009
    #1
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    He didn't get the rim scrub? Fail!
     
    dooley_womack1, Mar 1, 2009
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  3. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Nothing like some good ole vacuum sex.
     
    mustangj17, Mar 1, 2009
    #3
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Except Jacuzzi sex. Just you, the jacuzzi and your favorite blower. Pure bliss.
     
    mike311gd, Mar 1, 2009
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  5. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    The guy who fucked a picnic table just called this dude a looser.
     
    schiezainc, Mar 1, 2009
    #5
  6. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    As he combed his man parts for splinters.
     
    mustangj17, Mar 1, 2009
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  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    You would know.
     
    forever_town, Mar 1, 2009
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