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This story sucks

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Mar 1, 2009.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Michigan man pleads no contest to indecent exposure after he's arrested at a car wash. Pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner.
    Two thoughts:
    1) The opening on those things is like, slit-sized. How in the hell did he get it up there?
    and 2) Those things are also pretty damn powerful. He's lucky he didn't get his junk ripped off.

  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    He didn't get the rim scrub? Fail!
  3. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Nothing like some good ole vacuum sex.
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Except Jacuzzi sex. Just you, the jacuzzi and your favorite blower. Pure bliss.
  5. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    The guy who fucked a picnic table just called this dude a looser.
  6. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    As he combed his man parts for splinters.
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    You would know.
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