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This may be the worst job posting ever

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by JR, Dec 12, 2012.

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  1. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    That should be about 62,000 pounds.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Dec 13, 2012
    #13
  2. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    In the boots sense, yes.
     
    dixiehack, Dec 13, 2012
    #14
  3. doctorx

    doctorx Member

    Cratchit's the man for this job.
     
    doctorx, Dec 13, 2012
    #15
  4. SportsGuyBCK

    SportsGuyBCK Active Member

    Well, we can tell from Dixiehack's cover letter which position was applied for ... :)
     
    SportsGuyBCK, Dec 13, 2012
    #16
  5. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Code:
    You got personal assistant in Vietnam already? You want to party?
     
    dixiehack, Dec 13, 2012
    #17
  6. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Just to fuck with them I may send a resume that shows my history of dicking off.

    BYM
    318 Putz Dr.
    Gunrackistan, Va. 18767

    Dickwagon Daily News Staff Writer 2005-2011

    * - Implemented daily visits to the rest room to take an epic shit
    after my morning cup of coffee.
    * - Developed multiple methods of killing middle management.
    * - Checked out the intern's ass.
    * - Checked out that woman in advertising's tits.
     
    BitterYoungMatador2, Dec 13, 2012
    #18
  7. jlee

    jlee Well-Known Member

    Golden.
     
    jlee, Dec 14, 2012
    #19
  8. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    Eh, sounds like it would be an improvement for me. :)
     
    schiezainc, Dec 15, 2012
    #20
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    For DH too
     
    slappy4428, Dec 15, 2012
    #21
  10. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    That is outstanding, sir.
     
    HejiraHenry, Dec 15, 2012
    #22
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