This man is really excited about the forecast!

Bigger even than the giant Asian dong, which was scary. Anyway, Tommy Lee is jealous.

 

We gotta hook this guy up with the weatherman fondling the boob graphic.

 

That looks like a high pressure system that's gonna bring some heat!

 

Hey, baby, my erection covers 4 states.

 

Lone Star, what's the actual story behind this clip?

What led to..........umm, you know.............that.


We didn't allow shit like that on CSC.

 

The actual clip doesn't employ a dildo. It was a mic that squirted water in Tom's face during an interview. He laughed it off at first then the Scientologist in him took over and he went batshit crazy.

 

I don't think penicillin is gonna help that.

 

Thanks, Doc.

More fun with computers.

When I was a kid, all I had to mess around with was Lincoln Logs.