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This is why you wear a cup when you play football.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 2muchcoffeeman, Dec 20, 2008.

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  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Two words:

    Torn.

    Scrotum.

    http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/Opinion/Columnists/MyTwoCents/colTWO122008.htm
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Dec 20, 2008
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  2. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Jesus H. Christ doing jumping jacks on the crucifix! Could have been worse, I guess. They may have needed staples.

    Serious question, though: Is the kid running afoul of any laws because he took a picture of his junk and sent it or showed it to people? I know the intent is not there, but that might not matter.
     
    Freelance Hack, Dec 20, 2008
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  3. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Holy shitake! Makes Wii knee sound kind of, well... weenie.
     
    Killick, Dec 20, 2008
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  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Art Modell commiserates.
     
    Football_Bat, Dec 20, 2008
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  5. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Art Modell has no scrotum.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Dec 20, 2008
    #5
  6. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    Fuck! Some guys in the NFL don't wear thigh pads, you think they are wearing cups?
     
    RossLT, Dec 20, 2008
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  7. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Hell yes he is. If he's not 18 that's child pornography.
     
    mustangj17, Dec 20, 2008
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  8. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    I bet Visanthe Shiancoe does.
     
    Killick, Dec 20, 2008
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  9. KG

    KG Active Member

    Yikes! I don't even have any clue how it might feel, but it made me cringe.
     
    KG, Dec 20, 2008
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  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Tom Petty will find the video of this and make his wife watch it on YouTube.
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 20, 2008
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  11. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    His junk probably is his thigh pad, and knne pad!
     
    Bob Slydell, Dec 20, 2008
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  12. nmmetsfan

    nmmetsfan Active Member

    Yeah, a 32 oz cup.
     
    nmmetsfan, Dec 21, 2008
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