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This is why we don't play sports inside

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Jeremy Goodwin, Sep 28, 2007.

  1. Jeremy Goodwin

    Jeremy Goodwin Active Member

    Because you paired with Montie and will obviously lose. :D

    and how do you "accidentally" hit a chandelier? If you're a golfer don't you test your backswing to see if you're going to hit anything?

    Anyone do anything similar to this? I can't remember any specifics, but assume while playing sports inside my house as a kid I must have broken a few things.
  2. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    "Mom said don't play golf in the house."
  3. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    Wonder what his handicap was?
  4. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Fixed, in this case
  6. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    I'm thinking some drinking was involved.
  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    I thought this was about papers that don't have a sports front, and for the life of me I couldn't figure out the connection. Stupid industry warping my language comprehension.
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    We don't play sports inside? Someone needs to alert the NBA.
  9. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    His brain for letting him practice his swing under a chandelier.
  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    And the Indianapolis Colts.
  11. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    How in this scenario do you cut your abdomen, of all things?
  12. Jeremy Goodwin

    Jeremy Goodwin Active Member

    yeah, I was wondering the same thing. When I saw that my first thought was this might be a Prefontaine-type situation, but I don't know how practicing a golf swing would help foreplay or the hibbity dibbity.
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