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this is what i had for dinner:

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by king cranium maximus IV, Nov 9, 2007.

  1. king cranium maximus IV

    king cranium maximus IV Active Member

    (in order)

    pint of terrapin rye pale ale
    pint of terrapin rye pale ale
    bottle of lone star beer
    botter of miller high life
    an elvis burger (peanut butter, bacon, fried bananas on a 1/2 pound burger), tater tots, pickle
    bottle of miller high life

    now. within 5 minutes, i want you all to guess how long i'll be spending on the john in a few hours. winner gets a beer on me.

    (for the ATLiens among us, i ate at the vortex in midtown.)
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    My stomach churned just reading that.

    May God bless you and have mercy on your soul. And your innards.
  3. StormSurge

    StormSurge Active Member

  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Peanut butter, bacon and bananas on a burger?

    That's just wrong.
  5. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Some of the Terrapin beer I've had, can't remember which versions, is disgusting.
  6. king cranium maximus IV

    king cranium maximus IV Active Member

    my wife dared me (for the burger). i have to own up to the beer, i'm afraid.

    oh man. i don't feel so hot.
  7. joe

    joe Active Member

    Guessing that "cranium maximus" is an example of irony.
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    You think that's bad now, wait until it wants to come out.
  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Why do you hate your colon?
  10. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    You need TP for your bunghole?
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  11. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Cornholio wav site: http://www.thegreatcornholio.com/cornholio/cornholiosounds.htm

    This is fuckin' priceless: http://www.thegreatcornholio.com/sounds/ucantake.wav
  12. 50 bucks says you live below the Mason Dixon Line.
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