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THIS IS NOT CHRISTMAS MUSIC, DAMMIT!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Dec 8, 2006.

  1. I do not need to hear, ever, but especially not at Christmas, that stupid Dan Fogelberg song about stupid Dan Fogelberg and the stupid woman who thought stupid Dan Fogelberg was a poet back in high school, and how they drank beer in his car until their tongues got tired from telling each other about their stupid boring lives.
    And what in the unholy fuck is Rod Stewart doing singing "My Favorite Things"?
    Jeebus.
     
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I forget, did Folgerberg ever end up schtupping her in the car?
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Groupie threesomes
    Liam Neesons
    All are vun-der-bar

    I simply remember
    when I could still sing
    And then I don't feeeellllllll ....
    .... sooooo baaddddd.
     
  4. Of course not.
    Stupid Dan Fogelberg has nothing with which to schtup.
     
  5. SnoopCoog

    SnoopCoog Member

    I'm not so sure. That song specifically says "I met my lover at the grocery store/The snow was falling Christmas Eve."
    That's enough to warm the hearts of everyone at the holidays.
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Doh! I always thought it was "I met my mother at the grocery store."

    No wonder the song freaked me out so much.
     
  7. Actually, it's "I met my old lover at the grocery store..." Stupid Dan Fogelberg can't sing.
    I just heard the son of a bitch again.
     
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Is there some type of knob or switch on your radio?
     
  9. I only heard that line before switching the stream.
     
  10. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    So Fenian, I assume you've not been watching the Fogelberg concerts they've been replaying on PBS lately?
     
  11. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    "The audience was heaven-sent/but the traveling was hell"

    Dan Fogelberg wrote the SportsJournalists.com credo!

    UPDATE -- You can hear what Fenian is going crazy about here:

    http://www.danfogelberg.com/sameoldlangsyne.html

    Fenian, Fogelberg does have his Christmas album available for listening as well.
     
  12. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    sportschick approves of your gratuitous use of the word "dammit!"
     
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