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This is no way to win a starting punting job

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Cosmo, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

  3. DocTalk

    DocTalk Active Member

  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Doc, I expected a dissertation about perforation of the quadriceps. ;D
  5. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

  6. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    You know, with just the right incision on the calf muscle of the kicking leg, he could ensure the guy never punts again...
  7. DocTalk

    DocTalk Active Member

    Always go for the Achilles tendon
  8. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Oh, believe me, I defer to you on this one. ;)
  9. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    What's next, equipment managers battling to the death?
  10. ThomsonONE

    ThomsonONE Member

    He should have called Carl Spackler instead. Maybe he would have done the first stringer like he offered to do Judge Smails.
  11. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

    I'll defer to DocTalk for the correct answer here, but I believe the neurological disease the attacker suffers from in this case is Ray Finkle Syndrome.
  12. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    This gives new meaning to the phrase "the kicker shanked that one."
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