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This Hotel is Full of...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Machine Head, Sep 25, 2009.

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  1. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    Strippers.

    They smell like baby powder. Get a big whiff when they walk by. Lingers in hallway.

    Why do they smell like baby powder?

    Friction burns, what?
     
    Machine Head, Sep 25, 2009
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  2. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Are they serving coffee?/crossthreading

    I think yeast may smell similar to baby powder.

    Edit: I would like to add that this is a guess. I do not know.
     
    Care Bear, Sep 25, 2009
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  3. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    I have a towel shoved under the door.
     
    Machine Head, Sep 25, 2009
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  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Is that for the smell or are you afraid that the proximity of strippers will turn you gay? [/crossthread]
     
    Ace, Sep 25, 2009
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  5. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Lots of fire-crotches?
     
    Care Bear, Sep 25, 2009
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  6. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    Hold me?
     
    Machine Head, Sep 25, 2009
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  7. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    I'm not taking chances.
     
    Machine Head, Sep 25, 2009
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  8. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    How do you know your hotel is full of strippers?
     
    PeteyPirate, Sep 25, 2009
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  9. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    My eyes don't lie.
     
    Machine Head, Sep 25, 2009
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  10. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Wouldn't most men embrace this moment in their lives? You should capitalize on this and sell tassels in the lobby. Think, man!!
     
    Care Bear, Sep 25, 2009
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  11. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    I always thought strippers smelled like vanilla.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Sep 25, 2009
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  12. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    I always detected perfume, sweat, and cocaine.
     
    PeteyPirate, Sep 25, 2009
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