This could be a very bad day for kittens

You know, it's entirely possible her foot is against the door frame on the ground ... and she's facing away from the camera.

 

That wouldn't bother me.

 

BOING!!

 

...revealing a body that resembles a 12-year-old boy.

Seriously, she's beautiful. But body-wise? Something about seeing her naked is kind of like the reaction when I saw Meg Ryan naked in that dumb movie (I forget the title, the one with Mark Ruffalo). It would be weird. Kind of like seeing a relative or your friend's kid sister nude.

 

That would be "In The Cut".
A truly horrible film.

 

There was a tale that she had a nude scene in Closer, but requested it be cut.

She's purty, but she can be pompous in her interviews. She loses points for me because of that.

 

I don't like dogs, even in puppy form.

 

And I don't like cats, even in kitten form.

 

Stan says you suck giant donkey balls.

 

Stan licks his own ass.

 

It's better than licking a donkey's ass.