This coffee is hotter than YankeeFan's!

http://www.skyvalleychronicle.com/BREAKING-NEWS/HILLBILLY-HOTTIES-BUSTED-br-i-Tales-of-woe-and-sorrow-in-Latte-Land-i-1525056

The Hillbilly Hotties espresso stand in Everett, Wash., is served a search warrant and three women are charged with violating the cabaret law. They are 20 (yay!), 21 (yay!) and 33 (noooooooooooo!).

Not sure exactly what they were doing, but there was a case up there a few years back where the women let customers play "basketball," with the ladies pulling their panties open and the men trying to bank in balled-up dollar bills off their tummies.

Also for this case, one of the ladies has a website that includes this writeup: I used to be bisexual, I appreciate the beauty of a woman but also cannot resist the masculinity of a man. Note: I am VERY attracted to older men...."

I'll take a medium soy latte, hold the gonorrhea.

 

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