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This Christmas, BYH wants...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Freelance Hack, Mar 26, 2007.

  1. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Vivaxa

    NSFW

    EDIT: Fixed
     
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    This link works as well as the paypal one you were going to do today... ;)
     
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    The best part of that ad is the use of the phrase "cumulative benefits."

    Edit: Slappy, Freelance is a dumb douche who included a comma and two HTTPs in the URL. :D Here it is:

    http://www.vivaxa.com/

    Did you get my $$$?
     
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Not yet....but the paypal tweak was for FH
     
  5. Oz

    Oz Active Member

    Vivaxa ought to sponsor the Jessica Biel thread.
     
  6. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Saw the commercial on ESPNews earlier this evening.

    All I could think was BYH could be to Vivaxa what Fred McGriff is to Tom Emansky's videos.
     
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Are there people riding bikes in the commercial?

    I'm pretty sure every commercial having to do with sexually transmitted diseases or sexual enhancement drugs is required to have a couple in an idyllic bike-riding scene. Because nothing says I want to fuck your brains out like a bike ride through, I dunno, Sonoma or something.

    Along those lines, my wife told me that the drug rep for Cialis left samples for the drug at her office and they came in little plastic tubs -- i.e. the tubs in the Cialis ad that the couple chills out in, presumably naked, either before or after their Cialis-fueled coitus. I told my wife to save the Cialis for BYH and get me one of those promotional tubs ASAP.

    I've always questioned the logic of the romanticism they try to portray with the tubs. I've pointed out before that unless you have some sort of mutant clown penis and your woman has the arm span of Junior Bridgeman, there's no way your significant other is going to have the reach to deliver the in-the-tub hand job.

    So without that to look forward to, why sit in a rusted out tub in the sticks? And since unless the couple was willing to make about five trips in the buff with buckets of fresh water to put in the tubs, God knows how brackish that water is and what kind of shit is floating in it, malaria, dead bugs, etc.

    "Honey, I smell like two-week old Mississippi River seepage and you have the telltale stench of a seven-day dead otter. Strut on over here on latch on to my Cialis-enhanced cock!"

    Must be all the bike riding.
     
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Mutant clown penis.

    Fucking classic.
     
  9. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Wait, are you saying you HAVE a mutant clown penis? Do mutant clown penis' blow in 8 seconds? Is it some sort of defect of having a mutant clown penis?
     
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    While we're in mutual admiration society mode, I really enjoy Angola's sig.
     
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