This Bud's, er, America's for you

The ongoing popularity of Budweiser helps partly explain the rise of Donald Trump, in that you need to have seriously questionable taste to enjoy either one.

 

"Be like Trump and you can fuck your daughter too."

 

I put it to you, officer - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

 

"America" owned by Belgium.

 

Budweiser: America's laxative.

 

America is what's made when a bunch of Mexicans sit around drinking Budweiser.

 

So does this make Busch Light Florida or Oklahoma?

 

When I was a kid, my dad used to dismiss Budweiser as "Clydesdale piss."
And then he'd crack open a Schmidt's, which by all accounts tastes like the piss of a diseased yak.

 

Fuck him. Give him some low smoke and we'll go pound some America.

 

Odds on the worst beer I've ever tasted, and I've had Genny Cream!!!

 

When I was in college, my roommate came back from a friend's house with a nauseous look on his face. He goes, "Man, I don't feel too good. Corey got this beer I never heard of, but it was cheap. It was like $1.99 for a six-pack. Schmidt's ... you know, like the baseball player? ... and I feel like I'm going to hurl."
I just started laughing. My dad drank that crap for 20-plus years until his liver finally waved the white flag.
Even better, when I was a kid Schmidt's was a regional beer. You could only find it around Philly. So when we went on vacation and he couldn't find any, he "upgraded" to Milwaukee's Best.

 

Back when I was a beer drinker, I drank some cheap crap. But never stooped to Budweiser. Horse piss in a can.