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Think next time you go to a Chinese buffet

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Songbird, Aug 13, 2009.

  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Our columnist just told the story that has turned me off Chinese food for a long, long time.

    A guy in town goes to a Chinese buffet a few days ago and goes on a Homer Simpson-esque binge. When he gets full, however, he leaves a mountain of food on his final plate (not sure how much of the mountain of food he ate off the plate).

    The owners of the restaurant are mad and tell him they're going to charge him 15% gratuity for wasting that last plate of food.

    Guy gets mad and goes to the police. Police go to the restaurant and ask to see the guy's final plate.

    Owners say they just dumped the food back into the buffet.
  2. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

  3. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    Saw a story in the local news along those lines. Stuff that's left behind gets recycled, although they do it in the privacy of the kitchen.
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The wafer thin fortune cookie was a bitch.

  5. StaggerLee

    StaggerLee Well-Known Member

    Or they could just charge you more, because you're fat.

    This pair of guys are now becoming semi-famous because a Chinese restaurant in Louisiana charged them extra for eating too much off the buffet, then banned them from the restaurant.

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