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Things you probably shouldn't be thinking the first time you're "with" someone

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Clever username, Aug 7, 2008.

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  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    She's only here because she wants her kid's volleyball team to get better placement in the paper.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Aug 7, 2008
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  2. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Re: Things you probably shouldn't be thinking the first time you're "with" someo

    Wait, is this Mary Kate or Ashley?
     
    Inky_Wretch, Aug 7, 2008
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  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    God, I hope Fenian's wife doesn't come home right now.
     
    imjustagirl, Aug 7, 2008
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  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Holy shit, Mikey doesn't know what he's missing!
     
    zeke12, Aug 7, 2008
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  5. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Shit! This bitch squeaks more than her sister!
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Aug 7, 2008
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  6. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Re: Things you probably shouldn't be thinking the first time you're "with" someo

    8 seconds flat.
     
    kokane_muthashed, Aug 7, 2008
    #54
  7. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    God.

    She smells like Chef Boyardee's Beef Ravioli.
     
    Chef, Aug 7, 2008
    #55
  8. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    (It occurs to me that some of these may be based on real-life occurrences.)
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Aug 7, 2008
    #56
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I try just as hard as her other boyfriends!
     
    BYH, Aug 7, 2008
    #57
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Where did that water stain on the ceiling come from? I need to get that fixed.
     
    imjustagirl, Aug 7, 2008
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  11. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    I hope her husband isn't sitting in the closet watching while he jerks off.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Aug 7, 2008
    #59
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Good God, what has she been eating?
     
    zeke12, Aug 7, 2008
    #60
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