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Things you probably shouldn't be thinking the first time you're "with" someone

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Clever username, Aug 7, 2008.

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  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Soooo, this makes No. XX.
     
  2. a_rosenthal

    a_rosenthal Guest

    "Another one bites the dust" by Queen.
     
  3. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    I would kill this person for a Fresca.
     
  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    I figure I'll get bored with her in four weeks.
     
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    You know, I'm just not that into him.
     
  6. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Re: Things you probably shouldn't be thinking the first time you're "with" someo

    If I choke this bitch, will she think I like rough sex or that I indeed want to kill her.
     
  7. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    Re: Things you probably shouldn't be thinking the first time you're "with" someo

    "Mom" or "Dad"
     
  8. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Re: Things you probably shouldn't be thinking the first time you're "with" someo

    I don't know you, so maybe it was inappropriate to laugh. But, I did anyway. Hard.
     
  9. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    That plaque buildup on her front teeth is really unattractive. Doesn't she have a dentist?
     
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Think she'll notice if I go for the "accidental" anal?
     
  11. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    You know, he seems like the kind of guy who'll go for "accidental" anal. I'll so cut off his dick and feed it to Stan if he tries that.
     
  12. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    She kinda smells like a stripper.
     
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