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Things to Say After Airport Stall Sex

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Boom_70, Aug 30, 2007.

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  1. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    That bottle of lube is way too big to take on the plane.
     
    zeke12, Aug 30, 2007
    #25
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    By the way, how'd you get that Prince Albert through the metal detector?
     
    The Big Ragu, Aug 30, 2007
    #26
  3. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Oh, you meant ATM machine?
     
    Captain_Kirk, Aug 30, 2007
    #27
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    That was great. But next time, Liza, the ladies room is to the right.
     
    The Big Ragu, Aug 30, 2007
    #28
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Oh, you meant layover...
     
    zeke12, Aug 30, 2007
    #29
  6. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Do I have your vote now, buddy?
     
    Idaho, Aug 30, 2007
    #30
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    You look like that guy from WHAM.
     
    Armchair_QB, Aug 30, 2007
    #31
  8. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Do you have any of those little bags of peanuts with you?
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Aug 30, 2007
    #32
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    "No, I said I needed a plunger!"
     
    Songbird, Aug 30, 2007
    #33
  10. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    AGGRAVATING/ENJOYABLE TRAVEL NOTE OF THE WEEK.

    This will be the last time I visit Vikings training camp......
     
    poindexter, Aug 30, 2007
    #34
  11. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Vote Quimby!!!
     
    93Devil, Aug 30, 2007
    #35
  12. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Keep these ideas coming. I'm flying in about a week.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Aug 30, 2007
    #36
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