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Things to Say After Airport Stall Sex

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Boom_70, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Gotta Go I just heard my flight called.

    You look familiar. Have you ever been on C-span?

    Are you Ted Kennedy?

    Your suit jacket just fell in the toilet.

    I'm stuck in the partition. Can you push on my ass.
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    No, no, I'm not gay -- just really constipated.
  3. That'll be $5.
  4. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    "There really ought to be a law against stuff like this..."
  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I voted for you last time.
  6. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    no I was not signaling for a blow job . I have drop foot.
  7. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Are these my panties or yours, Mr. Senator?
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I love a man with restless leg syndrome.
  9. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

  10. D-Backs Hack

    D-Backs Hack Guest

    Male prostitute? I thought you were a drug dealer!
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    I'm on my way to the Mayo Clinic infectious disease unit
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    What would Tony Orlando say?

    Knock three times on the toilet if you waaaaant me.
    Twice on the pipe
    If the answer is no.
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