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Things that mix badly

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Football_Bat, Feb 19, 2008.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Oil and water.

    (Unless you shake the two up especially violently, which forms an emulsion, which is technically not a mix.)
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Milk and Vodka... fool me once...
  3. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Beer and firecrackers.
  4. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Angola! and hard alcohol.
  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    scissors and whiskey.
  6. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    My preschool teacher friend had a boy walk out of the bathroom and say, "Miss Johnson, I can't go potty because the water is really blue."

    She told him it's OK; it just meant the water was really clean.

    A minute later he sprints out of the bathroom and says, "Miss Johnson, Miss Johnson! Yellow and blue make green!"
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Me and this 34-point girls basketball asskicking I'm seeing in front of me...
  8. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Madison Square Garden PR employees and professionalism.
  9. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Pop Rocks and Coke!
  10. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Me and naked women.
  11. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Wives and girlfriends.
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Scissors and running.
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