Things That Annoy You

Anyone older than 18 who refers to himself in the third person.

 

Adding to the thread: people who talk tough on a message board from their mom's basement

 

I'll have to remember to do it more often, in that case.
If it really does annoy you, see a doctor.
Not a physician, either.

 

This a thousand times. Often, I'm reading an article and engrossed in it and I suddenly hear some pitchman talking or some obscure internet entertainment report and it startles the hell out of me. And then, I can't find where the hell it is on the webpage so I can hit pause.

 

Well, that's a good list

I'll add to that:

People driving in the passing lane who aren't actually passing anybody.

People in the grocery store "Eight Items or Less" lane with two dozen stuff. Oh, and it's "Eight Items or Fewer"

People who jaywalk and when you honk at them, start a meth induced tirade. Oh, shit, that may have been Toronto Mayor Tom Ford

People who think a restaurant is a daycare centre and let their children run around unattended.

The Winter Classic

The Olive Garden

Anyone who refers to Canadian health care as "socialism"

I got more but then it'd be an old guy, "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" so I'll stop for now

 

You.

 

Don't try and chat with me again.

 

I am nursing a viper for the Roman people/
And a Phaeton for the entire world . . . .

 

I haven't met many of either.

 

People who don't flush in a public bathroom. Fucking pieces of shit — sometimes literally.

 

People in parking lots who wander aimlessly without watching where they're walking.

Those who do not signal before a turn.

A.M. I work a 3-11, don't phone me before noon.

Militant vegetarians. "Meat is murder!" fuck off.

Assholes who drink a lot and then try to tell you they're ok to drive. OK, that doesn't annoy me, it angers me a lot.