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Things That Annoy You

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 3_Octave_Fart, Nov 10, 2013.

  1. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Loud walkers.
    Audible chewers.
    Speeders in a parking lot.
    Walking through a spider web.
    Awful music in a shitbox of a vehicle.
    People who leave shopping carts just anywhere.
    Please feel free to add, members and moderators.
  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

  3. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    My relationship with the moderating team is surprisingly collegial.
  4. FileNotFound

    FileNotFound Well-Known Member

    Unsolicited sound on a web site. 100 percent bad, 100 percent of the time.
  5. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    People who still write checks at the grocery store.

    Internet Explorer
  6. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Oh my f'ing god...last week we rolled out a big web project at work and the lead consultant emailed me in a panic after the site was up and running to complain that the functionality wasn't working. An hour of 20 people panicking before we realized he was running not just IE...but IE 7!

    I wanted to punch him in the throat.
  7. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    I have to open up the gates of hell and click on IE to access an email account created by a school division I consult with, and it just sucks.

    My wife also uses IE. It's like driving a car with square tires.
  8. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    "Where'd you eat at?
    I'm particularly attuned to that extraneous "at", members and moderators.
    Watch cop shows, and you'll hear the street cops use that as they interrogate suspects.
    It might be that the cops are just dumb enough to talk that way, no question.
    More likely to Fart, they're doing some sort of code shifting.
    To talk in a way that they think people thar' out yonder will understand.
    You can also hear civilians do this as they talk to cops.
    It's funny to hear some stupid redneck with no shirt or teeth - drunk, to boot - trying to sound "proper" while talking to cops.
  9. nmmetsfan

    nmmetsfan Active Member

    Nothing screams douche like referring to yourself in the third person.
  10. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Put me on ignore now, hater.
    I forbid you from reading my insights.
  11. nmmetsfan

    nmmetsfan Active Member

    How old are you, 12?
  12. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    What did I just tell you, fool?
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