Things not to eat while driving.......

You know what gets out burrito stains on clothes? Hydrogen peroxide.

 

What if I drank 409 instead: Would that work?

 

French toast sticks from Jack In The Box, my car smelled like Log Cabin syrup for a week. Damn small containers.

 

I've got beer cans in the trunk of my car. On hot days, it smells like a DWI.

 

Helps weigh the car down when it snows?

 

If I had to think of one of those kind of situations, I think it would be one summer day where I had filled up my gas tank, and, if you purchased so many gallons of gas, you got a free Snickers. I completely forgot about it as I wasn't hungry and tossed it on my passanger seat. After being out of my car for a few hours on a hot summer day, I looked in my car and thought an animal broke into my car and took a shit on my passanger seat.

That sucked.

 

They're empty, so not really. But I'll be making the big bucks when I cross that beautiful border.

 

I was a master of driving food, mostly because I don't put a lot of junk on burgers and hot dogs, maybe a little ketchup. Hot dogs are No. 1, easiest to eat, no mess. Sandwiches, Colonel strips from KFC. I got into trouble with Costco pizza, had to wear it to work one time.
When I was writing, I was always eating going from one presser or game to another. Then after moving to the desk, I was 40-some miles from the office. I had lunch in the car almost every day.
Alas, bypass surgery and a move closer to the office changed all that.

 

I developed a mastery of Wendy's chicken burgers when driving, too. I will say, though, I don't know what it is about fries, but they are a BITCH to eat while driving. Probably cause I can't cram my hand down those weird little containers they put them in.

 

I'll bet your glove box was filled with napkins.

 

People who eat while driving are bigger idiots than the morons who talk on the cell phone while driving.
You deserve to spill food all over yourself and then hope when you have an accident you don't hurt or kill anyone but yourself.

 

You're just mad the Model T doesn't have cup holders.