Things not to eat while driving.......

I can envision no scenario, ever, where I would put one of those things in my mouth.

 

If I had a dollar for every time a woman said that to me...

 

I burnt my chin once eating a hot pocket while driving to visit some college campus. The cheese would not break away from the pocket it draped all over. It was the worst.

 

"Dead pockets."

Watch this, if you haven't already. It's pretty great.

 

Cherries Jubilee while driving = bad idea

 

This is true.

Unfortunately, a side effect is gaining 40 pounds.

 

... and that's what you get for going to Chipotle.

Chipotle blows chunks.

 

I couldn't imagine eating a full meal while driving like that. Usually if I HAVE TO eat just for the sake of not dying of hunger, I'll stop at a store and grab like a bag of chips or something like that.

 

I think we're missing the most obvious one.

 

Do not eat thumb tacks while driving.

 

Naah, eating tacos has already been mentioned

 

I once took a plate of stuffing with me as a driver and a bowl of cereal as a passenger. A plate of food isn't that tough to balance -- figuratively. You just have to hope for stop lights, which defeats the purpose of eating on the go because it doesn't save much time. Then you've got to bring the plate in from the car. And if you think returning the dishes to the kitchen from the living room is a chore, you haven't seen anything.