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Things not to eat while driving.......

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Mar 26, 2009.

  1. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    JR and other Canuckistanis will appreciate this: greatest driving and eating feat I ever witnessed was a trip I took to watch the ponies with my brother to the old Greenwood Raceway in Toronto. He was hungry and stopped at Swiss Chalet to get a half chicken dinner, with extra sauce, to go. He ate the whole thing while driving down the 427 and Gardiner Expressway, covering the stick shift and steering wheel with chicken, sauce, ketchup, fries, everything. Car smelled like Swiss Chalet for two days. Nothing wrong with that.
     
  2. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Burgers from Hardee's are impossible to eat while driving. I've never tried the little ones.
     
  3. albert77

    albert77 Well-Known Member

    Even if by some miracle you get a Taco Bell meal down without making an unholy mess or burning exposed skin and other flammable materials, you're still going to hurt yourself (and anyone in the car with you) when you start cutting the greasiest farts known to man.
     
  4. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    That should be an Olympic event.

    I wonder if you could pull it off with one of their hot chicken sandwiches and gravy.
     
  5. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    He'd have a go at it.
     
  6. Herky_Jerky

    Herky_Jerky Member

    Yes, I've tried pulling this off with a couple Monster burgers. Had to pull over to the side of the road within minutes just to finish them.

    It wasn't pretty.
     
  7. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    My only struggle in this area is melting hard-pack ice cream. I'm a soft-serve demon. A local place here sells lemon soft serve.... gooooooood stuff.

    But I can't eat Taco Bell on the road. Not a good decision.
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

     
  9. I'll never tell

    I'll never tell Active Member

    Pinto beans, hot sauce, cheese ... I thought this story was going in an entirely different direction.

    I don't know about y'all, but that would have killed me driving or no. I may not have a spastic colon, but it is a tad bit retarded.
     
  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Chicken McNuggets are the way to go if you have to eat and drive.
     
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    What about cooking up a porkgasm for the road?
     
  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The trick to eating a burrito on the road is to use the wrapper to hold the thing together. Keep the bottom of it wrapped so it doesn't squeeze out and get all over you.
     
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