Things not to eat while driving.......

The no eating a burrito while driving rule applies double in the summer if you're wearing shorts while driving. When the meat or beans or whatever's in the burrito leaks out the bottom and falls on your bare leg it burns.

 

And it could flow upward, and no one needs that.

 

Burritos that defy gravity? Color me impressed.

 

I betcha IJAG can eat a Taco and text while driving.

 

If it hits your upper-thigh, it wouldn't be defying gravity; it'd be flowing with the current.

 

That's when you need an intimate companion in the co-pilot seat to help clean up.

 

Honestly, can you think of anything sexier than a woman suggestively cleaning off spilled burrito from your thigh as you're driving through Nebraska?

 

I hate anyone who attempts to eat ice cream, cone or cup, while driving.

 

The real mistake here was not taking the Corona for the road.

 

Let me be the first say to Chef that I'm glad he didn't slice a digit, or something, off while attempting to cut a steak in his lap while driving.

 

That's your punishment for thinking about drinking and driving.

 

This is a very good point.