Things not to do in Orlando

1. Go to Kissimmee.

2. Eat in Kissimmee.

 

Man....I gotta agree with YG what's his name.....that story was a complete letdown.

 

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/2579832/

You have to love the first response.

 

True. And the malls are not great.

Where the hell is the concierge?

 

I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want to go to the mall, or a freakin Ikea, while on vacation in Florida.

 

You and me both. Shoot me an e-mail, by the way. Lemme know how you're doing.

 

Things not to do in Orlando:

1.) Don't go to Orlando.
2.) ...

 

I just realized something...

You are there with your girlfriend, and you are making her ride the bus?

Do you not want a girlfriend anymore?

 

It's not his fault. They don't have a subway.

 

Good point. If she pays for the airfare, hotel and Universal tix, a) you must be a stud, and b) suck it up and rent a car with GPS. It's OK to go with the compact.

 

If this is a driving license thing, I traveled to Cleveland with two New Yorkers recently and one did not know how to drive.

The other New Yorker gave him so much crap for that.

 

I enjoyed the hell out of Orlando. And without any Disney crap. I'll definitely go back. Soon.