Things I like

But he's only that when he sleeps.

Anyhoo...

--Reading snarky biographies
--Trading sarcastic humor with my daughter
--Trying new microbrews and restaurants
--Paying the bills on time
--Seeing some people grump when I stand on 16
--When someone tells me I'm a good listener
--Knowing that JR knows that being tied to Olive Garden is one fun with the quote function away
--Literal videos

 

Hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet


... and twins!

 

I guess there wasn't enough room for "Italian Restaurant for Mangia Cakers"

 

Threads that read like an old Joe Falls column.

 

When I'm king of the world:

All sports teams will return to cities, stadiums and uniforms in which they played when I was 8 years old.

The UFC will not have weight classes.

Chris the bastard will have his scrotum sutured to the inside of each thigh, creating a webbed crotch effect.

Cooking a good steak past medium well will be illegal.

Smoking in bars - It's back.

 

I think that's called a Flying Squirrel.

 

Nice, I like that.
I'm surprised there's actually a term for it. I find it even more interesting that it's a proper noun.

 

I've seen one. It needs to be capitalized.

 

You can't make a statement like that without the anecdote.

 

I went to a NASCAR race. My first and only experience. Pre-race festivities were occurring in the parking lot. Dude walked by decked out in Gordon gear and a Flying Squirrel around two o'clock in the afternoon. I screamed.

 

And that was before he started drinking