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Things an ex ruined for you

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CD Boogie, May 9, 2017.

  1. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    Many years ago, Oprah was on in the background. (Mom was an Oprah fan.) This was before her respectable, everyone-gets-free-stuff days. One woman mentioned that her ex bought her a sex toy, and she didn't enjoy sex with a partner anymore. #sad #fakenews?
     
    Last edited: May 10, 2017
  2. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    I missed out on 2 solid years of strange while mourning my first divorce.

    Does that count?
     
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  3. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    My former in-law's are originally from the Shit Town of podcast fame. The shittiness is not one bit exaggerated.
     
  4. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    The song Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol.

    I hate that damn song.
     
  5. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    What about things you ruined for your ex.
     
  6. Donny in his element

    Donny in his element Well-Known Member

    Anal. And Lilly Pulitzer dresses.
     
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  7. Deskgrunt50

    Deskgrunt50 Well-Known Member

    I have oddly good or at least cordial relations with most of my ex-girlfriends.

    I can't add much but a threadjack. One ex, never very serious and all my friends didn't like her, left me with two silly superstitions.

    Because of her, I always make a wish when I see a clock is at 11:11. And when flying, I always lift my feet slightly off the floor on takeoff.

    It's odd the little things that hang around in your noggin.
     
  8. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    My spot in the rotation. [/Matt Harvey]
     
  9. Deskgrunt50

    Deskgrunt50 Well-Known Member

    Touch 'em all. Much like hitters against Harvey.
     
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  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Aerosmith ruined that song, and if your ex liked it you're well shut of her.
     
  11. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    Having sex with her. She really ruined that for me when she stopped letting me.
     
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  12. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    I don't know that she loved it, and I certainly hated it, but we danced to it at our wedding.

    It probably reminded her of the guy she was fucking behind my back.
     
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