They say that breaking up is hard to do.....

I made it until about there when I said, "Ah. He's full of shit."

 

I made it that far.

 

By the way, dude. I hope you get laid tonight. If only for that line.

 

Why thank you.

 

Not a problem, sir.

 

I just want to know what you are going to do when you hit 5,000 posts. You are getting extremely close.

 

Just a small something for all of you to forget me by.

 

A nuke job?

 

I say you get to 4,999, go on your little rendezvous, then tell us how the evening went for No. 5,000.

 

No. I was trying to be clever by saying forget instead of remember. A false modesty kind of a thing.

 

Oh. That sailed right past me, like most things on this site.
Hmmm, we could use a good old holocaust thread around here. Maybe you out a bunch of people or something?

 

I mean I know I'm an asshole, but I try to remain subtle about it. That and I could only out 3 1/2 people. Not much fun there.