They grow up so fast: Charlotte Church knocked up

And if that doesn't work, enough money left over to make regular visits to your friendly neighbourhood plastic surgeon.

 

That broad has got some dank nugs.

 

For the last couple of years, Church has been making Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan look like Marie Osmond.

 

last time I paid attention to her, she was 14... talk about grow up!

 

This made me laugh:

Speculation began about Church's pregnancy when she was seen avoiding alcohol at her 21st-birthday party.

Hey, Charlotte's not drinking! She must be knocked up! Fabulous.

 

Which speaks volumes about what she was like before her 21st birthday,...

 

Um, legal age in Britain is 18, so 21 is no big deal there.

 

That girl has one heck of a ... voice.

 

A million-dollar body ....

... but a food-stamp face.

 

I think many of us would have no problem dealing with a face like that, F_B.

 

If she's ugly, your standards are way too high.